Yeah!

And if your heart stops beating

I’ll be here wondering

Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I’ll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won’t wait

Then your heart can’t take this
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn’t it be grand it ain’t exactly what you planned

And wouldn’t it be great if we were dead?

Oh, Dead.
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven

I’ll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?

The end and if your life won’t wait
Then your heart can’t take this
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?

No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn’t it be great if we were dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication

In your heart
So long
‘Cause now you’ve got
Maybe just two weeks to live

(Is that the most the both of you can give?)

One! Two!
One, two, three, four!
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherfucker
(If life ain’t just a joke)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain’t just a joke
(Then why are we laughing?)
If life ain’t just a joke
(Then why are we laughing?)
If life ain’t just a joke
Then why am I dead?

Dead!